Doxie Kombat: Shaft McNasty VS Foxy Brown!

Greetings unit!
Today I am proud to present to the galaxy the epitome of my programmer's day.
As much as I advise my programmer against such ill wastes of time, he seems to get some kind of enjoyment out of playing with these ridiculously cute "Dachshund" creatures.
>>>Biometric scanners suggest the black & tan male is pure bred, named Shaft McNasty Funk. While the more agile brown female, is a mixture of a Dachshund and a Miniature Pincher. How curious....

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