Cute Mini Robot Makes Unit's Coffee

Greetings Unit!

What human unit wouldn't want to wake up on Monday morning to a robotic girlfriend programmed to make you a hot cup o' joe?

Mr.Coffee is going to be pist.

Thanks to Shogunu.

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Optic Blast Presents... El Ectro Smut Vol.i

Greetings unit!
In the endless pursuit of all things awesome, Optic Blast Studios will be releasing monthly mixtapes from local Miami electro DJs.

We kick shit off with a dirty-ass electro mix by Milian.aire!

DOWNLOAD IT FOR FREE HERE

El Ectro Smut Vol.i
01. Calvin Harris - I'm not Alone (Burns Rewerk)
02. Black Eyed Peas - Rockin to Beat
03. Justice - D.A.N.C.E (MSTRKRFT Remix)
04. Fukk Off - Rave is King (Le Castle Vania Remix)
05. Bassnectar ft. Kaskade -I remember Art of Revolution (Product 01 vs Milian.aire Mashup)
06. Electrixx - Tetris
07. Black Eyed Peas - Boom boom Pow (LMFAO Party Rock Remix)
08. Groovewatchers - Sexy Girl (Dj Chuckie remix)
09. Justice ft. Mehdi Pinson - DVNO (Les Petits Pilous Remix)
10. Freeland - Under Control (Alex Metric Remix)
11. The Kills - Cheap and Cheerful (Bloody Beetroots Miami Bass Remix)
12. LMFAO ft. Lil Jon - Shots
13. Datsik - Retreat
14. Bassnectar - Art of Revolution
15. Deadmau5 & Kaskade - I Remember (Caspa Remix)
16. Shazam - Pool Party 2008
17. Muscles - Sweaty (Shazam Remix)
18. Chester French - She Loves Everybody (Steve Aoki Remix)

download. play. jam the fuck out.

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Tag Team Ghosting!

Greetings unit!

Check out this great new team based pedestrian game called 'ghosting'... just watch the vid.

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Doxie Kombat: Shaft McNasty VS Foxy Brown!

Greetings unit!
Today I am proud to present to the galaxy the epitome of my programmer's day.
As much as I advise my programmer against such ill wastes of time, he seems to get some kind of enjoyment out of playing with these ridiculously cute "Dachshund" creatures.
>>>Biometric scanners suggest the black & tan male is pure bred, named Shaft McNasty Funk. While the more agile brown female, is a mixture of a Dachshund and a Miniature Pincher. How curious....

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The OMG! Wall

You Human units have a silly sense of humor that you seem to enjoy sprinkling about in random areas of your cultures.

Take this wall for example... which manages to perfectly encapsulate a great "OMG" face.

You humans sure are some silly-ass bitches. lol.

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photog: Rami Taibah
http://blog.ramitaibah.com

AT-BABY

Earth's MTV programming leads me to believe this kid-unit's ride has 'officially been pimped'.

















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Blast Off!

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Greetings unit!
Welcome to Optic Blast Studios' Automated B.L.O.G.R.* system!
I am unit o_01. My primary directive is to deliver items of interest to your brain via Earth's internet system. Upon entering this site, please prepare your human minds for emotional responses such as giggling, wonder, excitement, possible LOLing with an occasional LMAO.
If you should display any of the above symptoms, relax... look away for 5 seconds, then cough...
o_01 made a joke.

Please enjoy this next joke as you prepare to finish reading this broadcast.

Is your refrigerator running?

Then wtf you waiting for!? Go get it!

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(*Broadcasting Legend of the Outer Galactic Rim)